Too Short The Bitch Sucks Dick Lyrics

Oh yes, I'm that master rap
I'm the cold cap (echo)
I'm what you know, ask
Rapping
Beyotch, Beyotch

2 times baby, one time more
Give it one more for Sir Too Short
When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that
They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing
That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing
Beyotch, I don't stop
Never ever ever will smoke that rock
Beyotch, I don't quit
I'm Too Short baby, got the s___
To rap on the mike, turn you out
Too Short baby without a doubt

I gotta change the beat
I got a song for every cold player

Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any n_____ who ever in
life got his d___ sucked. So if you don't know what it's like
to get your d___ sucked, well then just dream.

H-E-A-D
I need a doctor just for me
To suck my d___, like a vet
To suck my d___ until I sweat
I need a b____, thick as hell
She's gotta suck d___ so I can tell
All my homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b____
The homeboys laugh, everytime
And then I put her in my rhyme
Talk about a b____ who sucked d___
Man oh man that b____ can lick
She'll have a n_____ jumping up
Making a n_____ just wanna f___
Have you heard about baby, man she's tough
You know I have and now she sucks

The b____ sucked d___, so much d___
I loved that b______

I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop
I love a b____ for a b_______
I just laugh, over and over
When a b____ drinks sperm like it's a soda
A n_____ be aiming, whops I missed
Get back b____, we'll never kiss
When it comes to me, game is tough
Have you heard about baby, man she sucks

The b____ sucked d___, so much d___
I loved to get my d___ sucked by her

b____es in Oakland want to be under
When they suck d___ like girl wonder
n_____s in Oakland are sick as hell
As soon as they nut they gots to tell
All the homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b____
The homeboys laugh everytime
And then I put her in a rhyme
Cause when a b____ sucks me down
I kick on back and think about now
When I sing about rap, all about her
The way she will and put in work
I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair
Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player
And sometimes baby we could f___
But everytime you know she sucks

The b____ sucked d___, so much d___
I loved to get my d___ sucked by that b____

Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt
s___ went crazy when they had a riot
I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks
Saw a b____ and had to stop
Asked her if she needed a ride
The b____ just kept on walking by
So I said baby, could we just talk
I make you see, no need to walk
She never should have stopped, now that time
Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme
I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon
I remember us going in my room
But I've never seen you, you freaky b____
I now I tell the world just how you live
Too bad baby, we couldn't f___
Everytime I see ya I'm a say you suck

The b____ sucked d___
Man that b____ is going to give a vicious b_______

When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready
Blow more head than b_______ Betty
Suck my d___, and suck it cool
And suck my homie when he come through
Just suck d___, till you see no other
I think my homie, is bringing his brother
All my homies are coming up
Kick back and cap and say she sucks

The b____ sucked d___
That b____ sucked d___ (echo)
I love a b____ like that, suck a whole lotta d___
Knows, get a n_____ all juiced up when they bust into the b____es mouth
I'm a tell ya

If I wanted, I could black her
But I'm not f___ing no head doctor
b____es don't know that Too SHort tip
You might get f___ed if you don't suck d___
But I'm so freash, I'm so down
I tell that b____ the other way around
Suck my d___ and you'll get some
I'll f___ you baby till your c___ is numb
I'll bust my nut in her mouth
Smooth get dressed and roll out
I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again
Kicking it tough just like a pimp
I could rap non stop in stereo
I talk about a b____, I watch her blow
Cause she just can't wait to f___
So for that one reason you know she sucks

The b____ sucked d___, so much d___
I just love that b____ for that good b______

I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
Rap so strong to the disco beat
Talk about b____es who ever licked
b____ don't lie, you sucked my d___
More then once, more than twice
It was hella times and it all was nice
You see me nut, when i look down
And you looked up and see me frown
Cause your one b____ I'll never f___
Do you know why, because you suck

She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D.