Bonzo Dog Band Monster Mash Lyrics

I was working in my lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
My monster from the slab began to rise
When suddenly, to my surprise

(He did the mash)
He did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(It was a smash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
He did the Monster Mash

From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrode

(They did the mash)
They did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(It was a smash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
They did the Monster Mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound
The poodle stabbers were about to arrive
With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

(They did the mash)
They did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(It was a smash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
They did the Monster Mash

Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast
Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast
Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor, Igor?

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