in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i'd let them take me back to their place
where i'd suck and f___ and f___ and suck and sit on their face

now i stay at home
i have s__ over the phone
and i have what it takes to m_________

then i got knocked up in the 80's
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my c___
the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt

now i stay at home
i have s__ over the phone
i know what it takes to m_________

now i'm living in the 90's
AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman f___ing bathes

oh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90's

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