The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to
me:
Is finding a Christmas tree,

The second
thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree,

The third thing at Christmas
That's such a
pain to me:
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and
finding a Christmas tree,

The fourth thing at
Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
sending
Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and
finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at
Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of
bills,
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up
the lights
and finding a Christmas tree

The
sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
I hate
those Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up these
lights
and finding a Christmas tree,

The seventh
thing a Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
the
Salvation Army, facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig
up these lights
and finding a Christmas tree

The
eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to
me:
(kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas,
Charities and what do you mean your in-laws?
five months
of bills, uh makin up these cards,
please get me a beer
huh,
what we have no extension cords?
and finding a
Christmas tree,

The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
finding parking s___es,
(kid) daddy I want some candy,
donations, facing my
in-laws
five months of bills,
writing out those
Christmas cards,
hangovers, now why the hell are they
blinking?
and finding a Christmas tree,

The
tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included, no parking s___es,
(kid) by me
something, get a job you b__,
facing my in-laws, five
months of bills,
yo-ho sending Christmas cards,
oh-geez look at this,
one light goes out they all go
out,
and finding a Christmas tree,

The eleventh
thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included,
no parking
s___es
(kid) mum I gotta go bathroom,
charites,
she's a witch I hate her,
five months of bills,
i
dont even know half these people,
oh who has the toilet
paper,
turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse
and
finding a Christmas tree,

The twelfth thing at
Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
singing
Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials,
batteries not
included, no parking,
(kid crying), charities, gonna make
em dinner,
five months of bills,
I'm not sending
em mister that's it,
shut up you, you're so smart
you rig up the lights
and finding a christmas tree.

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