Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh,
Leave the dog at home or it will want some drinks,
(Down the Nag's, get some f__s, pull a couple of slags),
Give the dog a bone and leave it chained to the sink,
(Have a pint and a fight coz its Saturday night).

And we'll have chips, (and we'll have chips)
N gravy twice, (N gravy twice)
We'll have pudding chips n peas and two fried rice,
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.

Pulled a dodgy boiler, it was worse than the wife,
(Stand them on their heads, they all look alike),
Dragged it down to Silklands with a few of its mates,
(You don't look in the mirror when you're poking the grate).

And we'll have chips, (and we'll have chips)
N gravy twice, (N gravy twice)
We'll have pudding chips n peas and two fried rice,
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.

We all piled in the Viva with the vinyl roof,
(And the dented b__pers from running down poofs),
Binding and puking in the backseat,
(We're going down to Gordon's on Sunderland Street).

And we'll have chips, (and we'll have chips)
N gravy twice, (N gravy twice)
We'll have pudding chips n peas and two fried rice,
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.

And we'll have chips,
N gravy twice,
We'll have pudding chips n peas and two fried rice,
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.

And we'll have chips,
N gravy twice,
We'll have pudding chips n peas and two fried rice,
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork,
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce.

©1985 The Macc Lads

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