As life goes on I'm finding that I still sluff off most of my responsibilities
And I realize that I can be easily distracted from what's going on around me
So I wanted to...uh...(cough) hold on a minute
just a second...
What did you want again? Oh right...I was singing a song...

I'm sorry for the way that I've behaved
Over the last twenty seven days
I'm sorry for the times you asked and pled
But I never heard a word you said

When you were telling me to take out the trash
And you were warning me we were low on cash
I'm sorry that I acted like a slob
I'm sorry I got fired from my job

-> ->I'm sorry that the house hasn't been cleaned
The kids fought and I didn't interveen
I'm sorry that I haven't made our bed
I didn't feed the dog and now he's dead

Because I'm on the couch like everyday
Livin off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays
I'm sorry for the weight that I've started to gain
I'm sorry that my man b___s are causing you pain

And yes I know that your folks came over
And I never said hello
And I missed our toddlers first steps
And your birthday yes I know

And I suppose the very worst it all
Was when I missed the birth of our new baby
But I had a very good reason babe
See I was playin Halo 3

I was playin Halo 3
I was playin Halo 3
Hanging out with Master Chief
Edition Legendary

Yeah, I was playin Halo 3
See, I was playin Halo 3
Just hanging out with Master Chief
While I was playin Halo 3

I'm sorry that I missed the toilet, dear
Cause I was tryin play by lookin in the mirror
I know that it must have seemed so cruel
When I didn't pick our son up from school

I'm sorry that the car got repossed
I bought the flat screen instead of making payments
I'm sorry that all I could see was my game
When you came down in your new lingerea

And I know your threatening to leave me
You found a man you're going to wed
And I'm sorry ya'll will never get married
Cause now he plays Halo with me instead
I know it's really hard on you
And it's got you feelin blue
It must be just like Deja Vu
From when I was playing Halo 2

I was playing Halo 2
I was Playing Halo 2
It almost split up me and you
When I was playing Halo 2
But now I'm playing Halo 3
On my Xbox 360
Just hanging out with my online peeps
While we're playing Halo 3

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