Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in a bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss.

Today I better take my bike,
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy b______s want extra pay,
for sitting on their a___ all day,
even though they're on 30k.

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
WHERE THE f___'S MY f___ING TRAIN?

London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s.
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy c___s, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...

All they say is 'Please mind the doors',
And they learn that on the 2-day course.
This job could be done by a four-year-old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and p___ and sweat.
You roast to death from the boiling heat,
The tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat,

So don't tell me, to mind the gap,
I WANT MY f___ING MONEY BACK!

London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s,
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy c___s, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f___ing tramp,

But the drivers get the day off when
WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!

London Underground, London Underground,
You're all w___ers! You're all w___ers!
London Underground, London Underground,
Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your a___hole.
It's funny because it's true!

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