Chris Farley Tommy Boy Lyrics

Um lets say your drivin' along the road with your family.
Your drivin' along la de da woo and all of the sudden theres a truck tire in the middle of the road and you hit the breaks ERRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Woah, that was close.
Haha.
Now lets see what happens when your driving with the other guys break pads.
Your drivin along your drivin along and all of the sudden the kids are yellin from the back seat "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy. NOT NOW d___ IT!"
Truck tire ERRRRR!!!!!
I CAN'T STOP! AHHHH OHHHH HELP!!
THERES A CLIFF AHHHH!!!!
BANG and your family is screamin,
"OH MY GOD WERE BURNING ALIVE NOOOOOO I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
Here comes the meat wagon WEEEOOOO WEEEOOO WEEEOOOO!
And the medic gets out and says "OH MY GOD"
New guys in the corner pukin his guts out BLAHHH BLAHHHH.
And all because you want to save a couple extra pennies.