The Mitchell Brothers Routine Check Lyrics

[Teddy Mitchell]
Spoken: The good thing with the law these days, right
Is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs

[Chorus]
What do you mean routine check?
I didn't take this route to be checked
Sound like you routinely check
Any youths in jeans AND CREPS
What do you mean routine check?
I didn't take this route to be checked
Sound like you routinely check
Any youths in jeans AND CREPS

[Teddy Mitchell]
Ten two nine
Teddy tends to not have time
That's when Teddy wants to decline
To entertain all your pi**taking jives
I tell you my name
I'm identified by
And when the station verifies
You realise what I tell you is right
Your hand dips inside my black Stan Smiths
Rustles my CK boxers
F*** sake you nearly grabbed man's d***
c***-stable
Sorry I didn't mean c***-stable
But that name feels so comfortable
And I find it so fun to talk
Coz there's no sh** goin down nothin at all
Seein your sidekicks getting kicks
Off my side's embarrassment
But you'll see me end up in the van again
And you'll hear the cell door slam again

[Tony Mitchell] (Copper)
What's the problem officer?
(Just a routine check mate
That's why we stoppin ya)
Wow, this is the third time now, must be popular
Never knew I had fans here's my autograph
As you can see it's all steady yeah I bought my car
Licence insurance it's all proper
(Listen I make that decision you just keep it on guard
Mr. Tony Mitchell you're man apart
with your saggy jeans lookin like you so hard
wearin jackets twice your size like you're carryin arms
You gotta stand here)
What? You gotta be havin a laugh,
If this is what I'm bein held for then kiss my a___
I showed you all my papers now what more do you need?
(Now come on son where you hidin all the weed? Is it in the glove compartment or under the seat? Behind the sun visor all tidy and neat now listen son you might as well tell me what you got)
What you on about? Obviously your plan's flopped
Tryin to put me wrist in cuffs I think not
I know I ain't got no skunk so just pi** off

[Kano]
Aww man
What the f*** you want from me?
I just want to be left alone so don't even bother me
Interrupt me and accuse me wrongfully
I ain't got the time so this is long for me

Spoken: Bla bla bla
Kano Robinson
Twenty first of the fifth eighty five

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You won't find a box of merch so spare me the time of the stop and search
Two black boys and they got a Merc
If it was stolen why would we stop the Merc?
You pulled us to try and find problems
Like Jay-Z and 99 Problems
I'm a bad boy anyway always got protection, 99 Condoms
Yeah officer, course I'm a thief, dealin lil drugs and my boot smell of weed

[Mike Skinner]
Oi oi I don't get many routine checks these days
But these bros are not the same
Apart from the day off that train from that Tottenham game
I do tend to end days in the police station
On occasion lately
Once a week
Maybe
I get a crime reference number for my most recent phone
The police code that's the code for a free phone
Take one camera phone
Tell em I got jacked of the phone
When in fact actually though
The previous evening back at home
I played baby foot
No-one jacked my phone
I madly gambled my phone and got smacked
By my bro