[This song originated from a Jonathan Brandmeier radio
gag where Jimmy made up this song on the air from a
new story where a scuba diver was accosted by a horney
turtle. Jimmy played the song at a 1993 Poplar Creek Music Theater show in Hoffman Estates, IL. ]

Well it was a lazy day in the Florida Keys
Not much wind and not much breeze
So, down below the water went our boy

He'd had it with the builders, he'd had it with the cars
He'd had it with the famous, he'd had it with the stars
Scuba diver, look out below

Here comes Buck-b___ the turtle
Lookin' rather fertile
Just a night on the town, or the bottom it seems

Oh Buck-b___ the turtle
Lookin' rather fertile
Floating across the Florida Keys

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