Elvis Costello (I Don't Wanna Go To) Chelsea Lyrics

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-sixHe thinks of all the lips that he licksAnd all the girls
that he's going to fixShe gave a little flirt, gave
herself a little cuddleBut there's no place here for the
mini-skirt waddleCapital punishment, she's last year's
modelThey call her Natasha when she looks like ElsieI don't want to go to ChelseaOh no it does not
move meEven though I've seen the movieI don't want
to check your pulseI don't want nobody elseI don't
want to go to ChelseaEverybody's got new ordersBe a nice girl and kiss the wardersNow the teacher is
awayAll the kids begin to playMen come
screaming, dressed in white coatsShake you very gently by
the throatOne's named Gus, one's named AlfieI don't
want to go to ChelseaOh no it does not move meEven though I've seen the movieI don't want to check
your pulseI don't want nobody elseI don't want to go
to ChelseaPhotographs of fancy tricks to get your
kicks at sixty-sixHe thinks of all the lips that he
licksAnd all the girls that he's going to fixShe
gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddleBut
there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddleCapital
punishment, she's last year's modelThey call her Natasha
when she looks like ElsieI don't want to go to ChelseaOh no it does not move meEven though I've seen the
movieI don't want to check your pulseI don't want
nobody elseI don't want to go to Chelsea