ApologetiX Plump Lyrics

Parody of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America
(Judges 3:12-30)

Plump man on a throne with a body large -- Totally controlling Israel from afar
From Moab he had come upon us -- He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald's
He's plump, he's plump -- he's been widespread
He's plump, he's plump, he's plump -- politely said
Plump King Eglon made life a pain so the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign
God sent Ehud to save the land -- In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan
He's plump, he's plump -- a king-size bed
He's plump, he's plump, he's plump -- he might regret
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because He said to the king, I've got a word from God
He pulled a sword out from underneath -- Plump got the point; it went very deep
He's plump, he's plump -- he's been quiet
He's plump, he's plump, he's plump -- he might be dead
Is Eglon out of our hair? I think so. Is Eglon out of his chair? I think so
Was Eglon caught unprepared? I think so -- Where's Eglon? Down over there