Chris Car Lyrics

Dialogue:
A: I have something to tell you.
B: What is it?
A: I'm really sorry, but I crashed your car.
B: What?! Is it totaled?
A: No, it's not totaled, don't worry. It was just a fender bender.
B: Were you at fault? How did it happen?
A: I hit a patch of black ice and slid into the car in front of me.
B: Was anyone injured?
A: No! The collision happened at such a low speed! Everyone's OK and your car just has a couple dents.