Lisa
I've been to Paris, and London, and Tokyo town,
But one crazy 'burg has 'em all beat hands down!

Sideshow Mel
Jacksonville?

Lisa
I'm talkin' Springfield - you can buy chimichangas,
Talkin' Springfield - the chicks have big gazongas,
There's tires on fire, a guy named Apu,
And Skinner, and Grampa, and old Disco Stu,
Did I forget to mention you?

Lenny
You? That's me!

Lisa
I'm talkin' Springfield, where nobody sucks.
(quietly) Except for Flanders...

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