I went and sold my soul so I could pay my rent
I waited by the mail but the check was never sent
So I called the devil up but I just got his machine
I left an angry message, said I gotta have the green

I didn't give up then but I made another plan
If Satan didn't want my soul I'd sell it to the man
I tried to find the number but it wasn't in the book
I'd get the money anyhow, no matter what it took
No matter what it took

No paragon of virtue, at least I'm not a thief
It's so easily justified but always leads to grief
So I got a piece of cardboard and I made myself a sign
To sell my soul below the market rate was my design

I went down on the street and I tried to make a deal
A Land Rover drove right by with Satan at the wheel
He saw what I was doing and said that's not yours to sell
You'll get your check tomorrow and I'll see your a__ in hell
So you better spend it well

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