Sirius Black Lyrics

(Spoken, by Malfoy:)
Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle, will you look at that Potter. He thinks he's so great just because the Dark Lord gave him a cut on his head twelve years ago. But, you know, who deserves to understand the Dark Lord anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Harry's friends are just so revolting, I can't believe he hangs out with that mudblood girl, and that Weasley, and his hair - it's so, black!
(Harry:)
It's my third year and I cannot lie
You other wizards can't deny
After I broke free from the Dursleys' barge
Having blown up my Aunt Marge
I escaped with my hair all mussed
Got aboard the old Knight Bus
Its speed is so exciting
You'd think Keanu was driving
The minister said, "No problem"
In the Leaky Cauldron
I thought that I'd be finished
Faster than you could say ("Qui-Qui-Quidditch")
Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione
That book of monsters
Bite my hand off it wants ta!
Crookshanks is after Ron's pet rat Scabbers
That cat, that rat, in a Tom and Jerry spat
I heard some dreadful news
There's a madman on the loose
He killed twelve muggles with just one spell
And now he's mad as hell
So Ron ("Yeah?") Ron ("Yeah?")
Who's the world's most wanted man? ("Dunno")
That prisoner ("Prisoner?") Prisoner ("Prisoner")
Who escaped from Azkaban
Sirius Black
(Toad chorus:)
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes
(Harry: "Sirius Black")
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes
Harry:)
Dementors on the train drive me insane
I just can't help myself, I'm cold and I've fainted
My brain is tainted
With memories of ("AAAAA!") VOLDEMORT ("AAAAAAA!")
I'm not talking bout Malfoy
His father's just one of Voldy's toys
Professor Trelawny's a Seer
But if you ask me her lesson's just a bunch of guessin
She tells me I'll die any second
So I'm in class with Remus
Boggart's gone with "Riddikulus!"
If I study bonus I'll produce a full Patronus
They took away the broom I got for Christmas
Want to check it for jinxes
Can't even go to Hogsmeade unless I've got the Marauder's Map
Malfoy's full of c___, and I want to go after Black
They say he'll kill at will
But I'd rather fry the guy
'Cause he's bad, and he's mad
He betrayed my mom and dad!
So Hermione ("What?") Hermione ("What?")
I'd rather find him than have him find me ("Harry...")
He's one bad mugglef- ("Shut your mouth!")
Even Malfoy's got to shout
Malfoy: Sirius Black, you know Potter, when it comes to the dark arts that Sirius guy's got nothing on my extended family.
Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this is my rap!
Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish
Malfoy: Come on, give up the mike!
Harry: I said no.
Malfoy: Professor! Potter's not lettin' me represent for the Dark side!
Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it's detention!
Malfoy: I've got a weak arm you know
Harry: Alright fine, here it is!
Malfoy: Heh, this one's for all the Slytherins, wee-yotch.
So you think you can curse or d___ me
Or say my acting's hammy
But if you want me to care then understand me:
My pureblood family
Don't want buds unless they're not mudbloods!
When they intermarry with muggles
It just makes me sick to my gut
I bought my way into Quidditch
You can do that when your father's rich
It's power I desire - you don't see me sing in no choirs!
When an animal bites my arm
I can do it far more harm
'Cause my dad can claim that it maimed the students
And then execute it
Some wizards want to go to Gryffindor
But me I want a little bit more
Than the small, meek and measley
Like the bottom-feeders Weasley
They love non-magic folk
Is it any wonder they're broke?
Now this Sirius guy has come kickin'
And I understand if you're chicken
But Potter if it were me, I'd want revenge you see
I'd curse his a__ and send him back
Into the Shrieking Shack, Sirius Black!
(Toad chorus:)
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron...
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
(Harry:)
Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?