You know, old friend, we've been together for a long, long time
We've eaten ice cream, played Little League, smoked our first cigarette together
But, there's something I have to tell you
It's really important that I tell you now
Before you hear it from someone else
So, I hope its okay with you

I luv your mom
And I don't care who knows
She looks good in that fishnet pantyhose
I luv your mom
Yeah, it's the truth
We once got busy in a telephone booth

Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad
Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad

I luv your mom
Yeah, the rumors are true
We've been going out for about a year or two
I luv your mom
Yeah, she gives good head
I'm sorry to say we've done it in your bed

Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad
Don't get upset
At least I haven't done your sister yet

Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad
Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad
Don't be so sad
I'll let you call me dad
Don't be so sad (here we go)
I'll let you call me dad (dad, dad)

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