purepwnage.com Straight Outta Blood Gulch Lyrics

This is dedicated to the gamers that been holdin' it down since Halo 1
Then you have no chance to survive
Make your time
Welcome to HD
Muahahahahahahahahahah
Yeah

Yeah it's T-Bag in the m________in' house!
Representin' my gamers with the three-six-oh skills!
Droppin' crazy sticks on yo' a__! b____!
Step to me an' I'll have you cryin' hax!
Brick yo' s___! Cause you a red ring o' death!
What!
Gamers that talk s___ get pwned real quick!
What you can't handle me?
Then you better go play witcho' Wii!
Girly playin' bullshit!
Hehe
Wario an' all that s___
It's'a me! f___ that bullshit!
Let's'a'go! Get the f___ outta here! b____!
Awight check it!
All you PC gamers out there witch'or keyboards!
Your little mousy pads, huh! You wanna look at the mousies?
f___ that s___! Dual a___og, b____!
Hahahahah! Aw-huh s___... Shotty snipahs again?

Aw s___, that guy got me again, man! Lucky mothah f___er! Jewi... What the f___ is he doin' my corpse? b____? Is that... His b____ in my mothah f___in' face! Get that mothah f___ah! His b____ in my face!

Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Pone 'em up some!
Spiker! Mauler! Rifle! Stick!
Don't matter what I use they're goin' down real quick!
Spiker! Mauler! Rifle! Stick!
Don't matter what I use they're goin' down real quick!
It goes up, down, left, right.
Silly ghost (?) man, your tryin' to get my life!
I thought you knew I'm the best around the city.
It's a pity that I'm witty and pretty you s___ty.
Straight outta Blood Gulch! I'm T-Bag, see
I come in no black no sugar no cream!
I'm a m_________in' Halo king of this planet!
My nuts in your face, you'll be screamin' god dammit!
I'ma whoop yo' a__ on your own birthday!
The wors' day! Dehydrate you, you thirstay!
I'm so sick at this game I cough!
I play for the win, you play for the loss!

As of midnight about ten thousand stores put the heavily-hyped Halo on sales.
Halo 3 embodies our vision for the future of entertainment.

How many gamers are ready to lose?
Don't need no ammo! Shred you up with my sword!
How many gamers are ready to lose?
I get my sack in yo' mothahfuckin' eye!

In my Warthog, you're life is short, dog!
'Cause you're history, my talent's a mystery!
YOU THINK YOU'RE MASTER CHIEF?
Well let me make it brief...
'Cause 'round here son T-Bag is numbah one.
Red
Or blue?
Don't mattah who!
Both
My b____
Is comin'
For you!
This is Team Slayah! You bettah say a prayah!
YOU SUCK MOTHAHFUCKAH GO BACK TO SINGLE-PLAYER!
From the CPL to the MLG
I P O N E N double-oh bees!
'Cause it don't mattah, if I nevah heard o' yah!
f___ Jack Thompson! It's FUN to murder yah!

The game is a futuristic drama about hostile aliens.
Having conquered the software industry, Microsoft now has a firm foothold in the entertainment business.

How many gamers are ready to lose?
Don't need no ammo! Shred you up with my sword!
How many gamers are ready to lose?
I get my sack in your mothahfuckin' eye!

Yeah, you man enough to face the untouchable impregnable Terrance Brown?

LIFT! DIP! T! BAG!
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