Legally Blonde (Original Broadway Cast) 07 - Positive Lyrics

SERENA:
Honey what cha crying at
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

MARGOT:
Whipe your tears it's no big thing
You were ment to wear his ring
Cheer-up chin-up it's time to bring a happy additude

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it postive

MARGOT:
As you slap her to the floor

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

SERENA:
As you pull her hair and call her w____

PILAR:
You can take her in a fight

MARGOT:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right we're positive

KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!

ELLE:
Girls, Girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B?

PILAR:
Uh...Me!
Look at her she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you won
You off da hizzle gez

ELLE:
What?

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

MARGOT:
Yea! Let out your inner freak

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

PILAR:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

MAGROT:
You will let his appetite

SERENA:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHOURS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're Positive
We're posi..

(SPOKEN)

ELLE:
Omigod you're making me sick!

VIVIAN:
Are we? Warner let's take this back to my place.

(SUNG)

GREEK CHORUS:
AHHH...
Hey
Hey
Hey
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotter
And I bet you're smarter
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't let her steal him
Wake him up like sleeping beauty
Turn his head with your red hot botty
We'll bring the nosie if you bring the funk
It's positivly time to shake your junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake
WHHHOOOO!!!

(JUNK SHAKING BREAK)

(SPOKEN)

ELLE:
Girls! How is this helping? He's not even here!! He left while we were shaking junk!!
WAIT!
(SUNG)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon

GREEK CHORUS:
WHHOOO!!!

ELLE:
Girls I'm positive
(positive)
Trying not to get upset
But I'm positive
(Positive)
That it's time for me to go brunett

GREEK CHOURS:
WHAT!!!!!

ELLE:
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactally squat
Gotta show him I got more to give
(More, more, more, more)

Know I'm Positive
(You're Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive really positive)
Positive