Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
Made d___ sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you hope your guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers; Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkrieg
raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you hope your guess my name, oh yeah
Ah what's puzzling you is the nature of my game,
haha

I watched the glee while your kings and queens fought for
ten decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out "who killed the Kennedy's?" when after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadors who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah

Please to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's confusin you is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, tell me what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh oh
Oh Oh Oh

oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

Tell me, honey, what's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo
Woo woo

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