Justin Sane Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Lyrics

You can...Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab
Survive a poisonous snake attack
Jump from a moving car, break down a door
Ecsape from killer bees... and so much more
The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns of the...WORST!
Caution: Book will explode if scanned
Luckily, i bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes
You can...Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
Identify a bomb, take a punch!
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite
Leap from a motorcycle to a car
Wrestle free from an alligator.
The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns of the...WORST!