Master Well When I Was A Sperm Lyrics

When I was a sperm - when I was a sperm
When I was a sperm - when I was a sperm

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn but the one thing I knew was I could not remain
In my environment, the predicament hectic, I had to get out quick through my daddy
You know the term, but do I have to say it, time to get out 'cause he's about to spray it
I had to swim through the gym and the pool is crowded but I wouldn't stop, you think I did
About a million and one other brothers were pursuing me as I swam for the ovaries
I got to find one, got to get with one, just like my dad did before he called me kid
One time resident of the prostate, now I make my home the placenta
Down the road I will wear my Adidas, but for now call me foetus

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm

Oh when I was a sperm I had this crazy dilemma, I had to reach my mother, I had to get up in her
Though I'm not talkin' about incest or s__ 'cause when I think I might do, kill much respect
To my moms and my pops, my brothers and my sisters too, you on the scene
But you don't know what to do, as your numbers increase do you keep the peace
Or fight with the beast that you never think about, because he's one of you
So what you gonna do, I think it's time, clean your mind, get off your behind
And make a man of you, and I'm a tell you true, you need your woman and your naked
And your whole d___ crew, one time resident of the project, now I make my home on the planet
Earth belongs to continental, I'm not the own kin, submit to win ... check it

When I was an egg I didn't have to beg, I knew what to do I could see 'em comin' through
It was our destiny and he was messin' me, now we care and we share and we dare
To start our life as one, it has begun, and so we sing a little song as we grow
And the tummy is on my mummy, the harmony in the chord of umbilical is so angelical
Even though I never knew my pop, yo I gave him proxy, but now it's all about me and the family
All the black man make it African, understand that the human family, I am neither Jew nor Gentile
Why is a scene now free or locked out from under the ....... now
I seen the face of great god almighty, I know you're h____ and I would OPP
But wait a minute before you jump on in it, the boots your knockin', the girl you're rockin'
The bead the mom of your unbord child, blow your row, hoe your poe, and think awhile
Sperm like men these days bear inspection, AIDS like rabies bite through infection
Babies maybe come from ....... ill conceived from the ghetto ... check it

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when, when I was a sperm
Yeah, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, yeah, when I was a sperm