Twiztid 1st Day Out '98 Lyrics

I got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme.
Aww s___, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme)
This is our s___ man. (Another funky, funky rhyme)
They're finna remake the wicked s___. (I got another funky rhyme)
Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme)
Now they let the gates up so I bail.
Six s___ty months, pick me up from the county jail
Smart a__ mouth even though I paid my dues
Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hooptie m___ler draggin
Ain't been in the hoo ride long
And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
The b____ said
m____fucka pick me up at three
Can't b____, Cepta don't ride your street
We can eat around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up, d___
She was outta luck
I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck
With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.
With a knot in my sock, b____ I thought you knew
Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum
And I was drunk as f___ and smelled like an alley b__
I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore
Dumb b____ staring at me like an eye sore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth
The b____ jumped up faster than a race
And told me had to powder her face
Since she pickin up the tab
You know that I'ma go for mine
Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine
And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a s___
But I ain't saying nothing though
I ain't saying nothing bout the m____fucking hoe
What's up b____?
You ready to break ?
Besides, how long can one fat b____ take?
Quit snacking and pay the s___
So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick
With your daddy
You're employed?
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him letting me grip his ride
Besides he slipped me a fifty
But then again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna f___ so we headed to my house
f___ sitting with your parents on the couch
Dad I got a b____ in my room and I smile
Take your a__ to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin hoes
But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me f___ you
Look b____, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And a f___ to go with that
Come on nympho, and let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)
You little sewer s____
You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry b____!
That's the s___ J (What?)
$85 bucks an hour and you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talking and she was on her back
You'll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, s___ b____ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, s___ b____ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, s___ b____ it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, s___ b____ it's my first day out
And I caught my nuuuuuut!!
(Laughs)