Pissed Jeans People Person Lyrics

Well he's got a big white smile
And the cotton shirt to match
He'll talk about the weather
on his digital watch
He forwards funny emails
Pics of a dog wearing a dress
Light bounces off his hair gel
He's handsome I confess
They call him a people person
It's always the people person
My friends like a people person
Girls melt for the people person
Doors open for a people person
I wanna be a people person
New car with a people person
Married to a people person
Smile at a people person
No rest for the people person
Love all the people person
It's great for a people person
Come back to the people person
His parents share the same bed
Sleep right next to his
There's a dog at his feet, all night
That never has to whiz
He understands technology
His camera is a phone
And when he goes to the movies
He never goes alone
Well he's got a big white smile
And the cotton shirt to match
He forwards funny emails
from his digital watch
He keeps me informed with the news
I don't have to ask
And when he has to take a sip,
it's from his embroidered flask