Insane Clown Posse Old School Pervert Lyrics

If I licked your p____
Would you suck my d___?
I got you moanin like the b____es in the p___o flicks
Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out
Cause I'm the old school pervert
You know what I be all about
I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips
And some nice hips
A honey dip to come equipped with some big t__s
Baby you're the bomb
And I heard your p____'s sweet like candy
And you be havin n____s down to be down like Brandy
Well what I wanna know are you a freak?
Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep?
Move, what I gotta prove girl?
You heard the song your p____ is my weakness
And I'm feelin c___ strong
Like He-Man, so who do I be man?
You callin me sick
But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl
After she sucked my d___
Playin role games, when my d___ swang
I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang
f___in that c___ like a maniac
Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac
Afrodisiac, spanish fly in your drink
By 10 o'clock at night I'll be f___in you on the sink
I can tell you're c__min by the way you scream and moan
I bet you dream about f___in when you be all alone
But now I'm with ya, unleash emotions of ecstacy
Cause you with the old school P E R V E R T

(Chorus x2)
Every b____ wants to be f___ed
Every n____ wants his meat sucked
And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

I see you discriminate on a__hole and p____'s the same
I f___ the gangsta b____es, preppy hoes, and all the plain jane's
It don't matter if you're black, white, red, or brown
Cause I got enough d___ to spread around the town
To the little yellow girls with the slanted eyes
I wrap a bowl around my d___ and then I yell surprise
And to the sista's, and to the sista's
I love it when you shake that a__ and say
Mista mista Bones you do it like nobody can
That's right honey I'm the pervert man
I have you grabbin on your ankles and spreadin your toes
Cause I'ma f___ ya till you get a b_____ nose
White hoes, I loves ya cause you be so sneaky
Pullin yo panties down tryin to get freaky
Fingering your p____ cause you know that's what I like
Girl you gettin f___ed tonight that's right
To the pretty Arab girls in the super market
I love to lick your p____ floatin on a magic carpet
To the romantic b____es f___in on beaches in the sand
I'm like M&M I c__ in your mouth not in your hand
Long lastin like a Duracell at the motel
I won't tell if you don't tell
Watch my d___ swell, and give a couple licks like a lollipop
Cause I can't and I won't stop till I see your panties drop
Then I drop my load like a washin machine
Then I'm on my way to find another p____ to please

(Chorus x2)
Every b____ wants to be f___ed
Every n____ wants his meat sucked
And if you're lying y'all just touch and front

Is there a profilactic cause I don't be no idiot
I ain't tryin to get sick or pull no silly s___
But let's get back to the story
I'm bustin nuts in the morning glory
I can't afford a shorty
I can barely support me
So now you know the deal
I'm coming real
Can we leave this place?
And go back to your crib and you can sit on my face
I'll make you wetter than the ocean
And hot like the bahamas
Cause I want you to s__ me pretty mama
I'm tired of askin nice, I'm about to be blunt
How would you like my d___ in your c___?
I'll f___ you like you wanna be f___ed
You can suck me like I wanna be sucked
Cause kissin and huggin ain't enough
And I know you like to f___ that way
I watch you sway to every song that the radio play
All I can say is I know you want it
You really want it, and if you ain't gonna give up the a__
Please don't flaunt it, don't flaunt it
Cause that would make you a frontin hoe
Really though if you put a quarter in my pocket
I'll give you a freak show
To the freaky hoes if S & M is your game
I got body oil, riding props, handcuffs, whips and chains
I'ma do da do it everyone of you and you
I'm the old school pervert baby I thought you knew

(Chorus x6)
Every b____ wants to be f___ed
Every n____ wants his meat sucked
And if you're lying y'all just touch and front