Jack Black (Narrator)

A long a__ f___in' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.

His name was young J.B.
and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
f___in' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
and all the planets did align.

Jack Black (Son)

Oh the dragon's b____ were blazin'
as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his f___in' c___les,
With a long and shiney blade!

T'was I who f___ed the dragon,
f___alie sing-f___aloo!
And if you try to f___ with me,
Then I shall f___ you too!

Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

[Crying]

Meat Loaf (Father)

You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.

This music that you play for us comes
from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work,
he wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

Jack Black (Son)

Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Would you come down from your throne?

I need a tight compadre
who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a c___.

Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as
I am stuck here with my dad.

Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)

I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient methods,
Sacred doors you must unlock.

Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!

In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.

To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

Jack Black (Narrator)

So he went from f___in' Kickapoo
with hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide
to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew
that he would find his counterpart.
rooock.

Ro-o-o-o-ock.

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock!!!

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