Bart Simpson In The Garden Of Eden Lyrics

Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh.
Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uh..."In the Garden
of Eden," by I. Ron b___erfly.
[Mrs. Feesh starts playing]
Everyone: In the garden of Eden, honey,
Don't you know that I lo-ove yo-ou?
In the garden of Eden, baby,
Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue?
[Bart chuckles]
Homer: [quietly] Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
Oh won't you come with me/and take my hand?
Wait a minute. This looks like rock and/or roll
Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after
me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I
will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but
burning hot cola --
[all the kids recite in unison]
Ralph: [scared] ...where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
Bart: [bored] ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be
strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,
Milhouse: ...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
[a crow outside looks right at him an squawks]
Bart did it! That Bart right there!
Bart: [angry] Milhouse!
Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for
punishment. [goes back for Milhouse] You too, snitchy.