(singers)
Just picture a lad, between Mom and Dad
It's Sunday the tables all set
There's uncles, there's aunts, and cousins galore
There's plenty of food to be et

The blessing is said, they reach for the bread
It's a feast a king could afford
There's clatter, there's chatter, but something's the matter
There's someone who's being ignored

(spoken)
Uh, would you pass the biscuits please?
Uh, would you please pass the biscuits?
It's the same thing ever Sunday since I can't remember when
Kinfolks all around the table and the biscuits way up the other end

I got a plate of chicken and taters, and a lot of stuff like that
All, I need is a biscuit, but fudge, look where they're at
I guess I could reach across the table,
But that's ill-mannered, ma always said
Sure wish I had a biscuit, well, I just can't eat without bread

Uh, would you pass the biscuits
Excuse me, would you please pass the biscuits
All I want's a biscuit, nobody seems to care
They wouldn't talk so dog-gone loud
They might be able to hear

By doggie, they're half-finished eatin' and I ain't even begun
I wish you'd look at them biscuits disappear, I'll be lucky if I get a one
Same thing ever Sunday, always company to be fed
They talk like they're wound up
Sure I wish I had a piece of bread

HEY!!!! Would you please pass the biscuits
Lovelett, pass the biscuits please
It looks like somebody would notice that I ain't started eatin' yet
Sure'll be glad when they get their fill, and just go out in the parlor and set
Then, by golly, I won't have to use my manners
I'll just get a biscuit myself

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, there ain't a biscuit left
The only day of the week that we all get Sunday-fed
And they ate up all the biscuits
And, well, I just can't eat without bread

(singers)
There's something the matter, no bread on the platter
And he just can't eat without bread

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