Cisco Kid Cisco Kid - Pizzaman Lyrics

(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)

Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",
I say: "you nounderstand",
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not p___ on your plate you son of a b____",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a b____

I don't need this s___!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna f___,
i tell: "you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table",
she says: "you better not f___ on the table you son of a b____",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a b____

I dont need this s___!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not s___ on my bed you son of a b____",

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'p___ on you too you son of a b____, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi'

I dont need this s___!