ICP & Twiztid Red Neck Hoe 99 Lyrics

Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young a__, yaww
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa
Rappin to this b____ with a red neck
A red neck, them f___in red neck
Rappin to this b____ with a red neck
Violent J gonna step to that red a__ neck
b____ you're a red neck
But I gives a f___ I'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And I know till now you've only f___ed your kinfolk
b____ I can't believe that
Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
b____ I knows you's a freak
Lemme b____ slap that b___ cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say s___ you funky a__ fat b____
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo
b_____ wait hold up (What?)
I can't have Pa starin at my b___
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs

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Rappin to this b____ with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken a__ red neck
A b____ with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo s___gy step to that red a__ neck
b____ it's s___gs
Before I teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shovelin horse s___ and f___in with hay
b____ it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a f___ play your Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right f___ Conway Twitty
With your red a__ nipple on your red neck t__ty
b____ I'm rollin down south
With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man f___ that
b____ I'm from the big city
And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big t__ty
Aww s___ it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her
b____ drop them hog b____
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know
But I still f___ed that red neck hoe

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I know a red neck b____ named Wylita, straight stack
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face b____ two or three good teeth
But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, a__ hangin all out
Got me itchin on my b____, and I'm rubbin my w___
That d___ there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East
And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece
You can rub my b___ like you do your Pa's
Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough b____ don't you I'ma bring the pain
She said ain't that d___ movie by John Wayne
Rappin to this b____ with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken a__ red neck
A fat bubbly b____ with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck
b____ it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck hoe is you f___in with me?
Neden scabbed up like a horses a__
But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag
b____ what the f___?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your b___
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple
b____ you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get f___ed up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin

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b____ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b____ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b____ (Come again y'all)
b____ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b____ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b____
b____ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b____ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b____ (Come again y'all)
b____ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b____ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b____ (Come again y'all)
b____ you's a hoe (Uh huh)
And hoe you's a b____ (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b____

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Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your d___ in her mouth