South Park Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B--ch Lyrics

Kid Rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Joe C.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____, she's the biggist b____ I know
and she stinks like s___!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's f___ed cause she still thinks she's pritty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"s___, god d___ thats a big fat a__!"
Should f___ that s___, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot d___!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click

I don't know much, But I know this s___:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat b____!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid Rock:
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my c___!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy b____ that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but s___, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, f___inist creep there ever was!

She aint a s___ she's a supper groupie,
Pass that b____ around like a dubbie!

I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat b____!

Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid Rock (in background):
Oh, s___....
Tell 'em Joe

Joe C.:
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a f___, but i aint no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak a__ pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo b____es aint s___ but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother f___ing C
It's the place to be,

I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat b____!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____
Kyle's momma's a big fat b____

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake a__ cross-eyed b____!

Kid Rock (In Background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother f___ing Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat b____es...
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.