I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now somethings telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin you've got something I need

Chorus:
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An I'll give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

She made I laugh haha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
Well 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Chorus

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years ive been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Chorus

Who loves ya baby ha

Werent we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin' hands

Chorus

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An I'll give you the key

Aahh you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land

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