H Band Life on Mars? Lyrics

It's a God awful small affairTo the girl with the
mousey hair,But her mummy is yelling, "No!"And her
daddy has told her to go,But her friend is no where to be
seen.Now she walks through her sunken dreamTo the
seats with the clearest viewAnd she's hooked to the
silver screen,But the film is sadd'ning boreFor
she's lived it ten times or more.She could spit in
the eyes of foolsAs they ask her to focus onSailorsFighting in the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those cavemen go.It's the freakiest
show.Take a look at the lawmanBeating up the wrong
guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever knowHe's in the best selling show.Is there life on
Mars?It's on America's tortured browThat Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.Now the workers
have struck for fame'Cause Lennon's on sale
again.See the mice in their million hordesFrom Ibeza
to the Norfolk Broads.Rule Britannia is out of boundsTo my mother, my dog, and clowns,But the film is a
sadd'ning bore'Cause I wrote it ten times or
more.It's about to be writ againAs I ask you to
focus onSailorsFighting in the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those cavemen go.It's the
freakiest show.Take a look at the lawmanBeating up
the wrong guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever
knowHe's in the best selling show.Is there life