Elio e le Storie Tese Darling I love you (Cara ti Amo) Lyrics

ELIO: Uhm, Tanica, hello!
ROCCO TANICA: Yes, hello
ELIO: Tanica...
ROCCO TANICA: Hi, hi boss!
ELIO: How are you?
ROCCO TANICA: Well!
ELIO: How do you do?
ROCCO TANICA: Well?
ELIO: No! How do you do?
ROCCO TANICA: I do well...
ELIO: No!
ROCCO TANICA: No!
ELIO: No! How do you do? How do you do?
ROCCO TANICA: How do you do?
ELIO: How do you do?
ROCCO TANICA: And you?
ELIO: And you?
ROCCO TANICA: Ok
ELIO: Ok. Allora, eh... Tanica...
you know that we have composed
a very beautiful song...
ROCCO TANICA: Yes!
ELIO: ...intitled "Psychological factors
in the relationships..."
ROCCO TANICA: Ah, Psychological!
ELIO: "...between young men and young women"
ROCCO TANICA: Yes! Psycolooogical faactooors...
yes, yes
ELIO: I mean... I mean.. I mean...
You know that these young women
spend their time trapping young men...
ROCCO TANICA: Yeah...
ELIO: Winking at them...
ROCCO TANICA: Yes...
ELIO: Dancing to house music...
ROCCO TANICA: Ahah!
ELIO: ...or techno music, or Rotterdam music...
ROCCO TANICA: b_____ girl!
ELIO: All this kind of things...
and while they dance, these young men are
drawing to their prim mentis-like traps,
do you know that?
ROCCO TANICA: yes yes yes
ELIO: Do you know that
these poor young men like black birds
with no feathers, but plenty of hair...
ROCCO TANICA: ahahah
ELIO: ...they are attracted in these traps...
ROCCO TANICA: Of course... That's life...
It's like a metaphor of life
ELIO: And so... and so...
Why don't we sing this song...
ROCCO TANICA: Uh!
ELIO: ...psychological factors in the relationships
between young men and young women
ROCCO TANICA: You mean...
ELIO: And why...
ROCCO TANICA: ...more...more than... that
what we did in the past we do it again now?
ELIO: Yes
ROCCO TANICA: Oh, Ok!
ELIO: Yes, in english, to the english people...
ROCCO TANICA: fi-fiuuuu
ELIO: And why don't you recite
the role of the young man?
ROCCO TANICA: Ok!
ELIO: Whilst I on the other hand play
the part of the young s___
ROCCO TANICA: Ah! I think that's the best idea
we could have in years and years...
ELIO: Ok, then let's do it
ROCCO TANICA: Ok

DARLING I LOVE YOU
(CARA TI AMO)

Io ho 23 anni
Nanana nana nanana nanana
oh yes I like that pizza pie song,
oh mamma mia hahaha haha all this pizza pie
all over in the studio - BURP
stop it please!
Eat spaghetti with mozzarella,
spaghetti bolonnaise!

We used to be engaged
but then you left me
without giving
any plausible explanation.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ahahaha,
it is not true,
you just don't understand the female universe,
my extreme sensitivity
is the opposite of your
Italian stallion materialism. Uè Uè.

Nevertheless...
Three, two, one, ready, steady, go!

Darling I love you - I'm feeling quite confused
Darling I love you - I need to be alone
Darling I love you - I've just broken up
with a guy after three years
Darling I love you - I don't want to feel tied down
Darling I love you ...
Ok, let's eat some pizza pie, come on!

Stay home - I want to be free
Go out with whoever you like -
You never care about what I do
I'd like to squeeze your t__s - You pig!
I'd never touch you not even with a flower - You h___!
I take drugs, and blaspheme,
and I hit children and ignore you
- I love you b______
I work my a__ off 14 hours a day to support you
and I listen to you -
I'm leaving you for a junkie who does nothing all day,
who blasphemes and hits children and ignores
evething else me included, my pizza pie.
I'll put on a rubber - I feel maternal
I feel paternal - Put on a rubber

Darling I love you - I'm feeling quite confused
Darling I love you - I need to be alone
Darling I love you - I've just broken up with an Italian
stallion after three years
Darling I love you - I don't want no spaghetti
ahahahahah - ahahahahah
DO IT BETTER! DO IT BETTER!

I'm staying home - You oppress me
I am going out - This house is not a hotel
I'll rub your belly with a cube of ice dipped in Cointreau,
then I'll blindfold you and screw you -
Ahu, ahu, I'm not a w____!
Ok then in the missionary position me on top
and you below - How boring!
ahahaha - ahahahah
I am the Italian stallion - I want to be kissed
I am the French stallion - Let's go to the southern
pacific and have an a___ explosion
Ok booom hahaha mani pulite!

Darling I love you - I'm feeling quite confused
Darling I love you - I need to be loved
Darling I love you - I've just broken up
with a guy after three years
Darling I love you - I don't want to eat spaghetti anymore
io ho 23 anni

And now let's unite our bodies in the supreme ecstasy
of love's perfection
Oh no - why ? - because when I was thirteen years old
my cousin showed me his thing and it has traumatized
me ever since, nevertheless we can cuddle in bed all
night without doing anything
and it'll be beautiful all the same.

I'll stick it up your a__ - Yes, OK, do it now, don't wait.
Would you go out with me tomorrow night?
- Eh I'm a little tired and I think
I might have another date.
-That's OK I can always hang out with my friends -
I am free tonight!
Let's talk about s__ - I have a need for affection
Let's talk about affection - Let's screw
I am the way I am - I wish you'd try to change
There you go I've changed -
You're not the same as you used to be
You're my possession -
The uterus is mine
ahahahahah - ahahahah cappuccino
Here's the money for that new fur coat - Here's my uterus
hahahaha pizza pie spaghetti mozzarella
when the moon hits the sky

And so "That's Amore",
signorina!

io ho 23 anni.