La la la, yeah
La la la, yeah, smiley!

Today I feel like taking a shark for a walk
Today I feel like standing right in the sun
Today I feel like a__aulting a little village
Today I feel like raping a few schoolgirls
Because today someone slipped a pill in my orange juice
And now I'm crazy over the hill
And right now it's time to direct a p___o with some horses and you! Smiley!

Crack makes you smile! Crack makes you smile!
Even when you don't really want to
Crack will make you force a big smile!
I wanna see your very best smile!
Crack makes you smile! Crack makes you smile!
Even when you don't really want to
Crack will make you force a big smile!
So let me see your tortured smile!

La la la, yeah
La la la, yeah, smiley!

Today I feel like bashing people with a pole
Today I feel like leading a massacre!
Today I feel like eating babies through a straw
Today I feel like it's a lucky day
Because I'm high and all I see is purple and blue
And Queen Fab the fairy queen
She's about to run over me so I will break her scrawny freaking neck! Smiley!

Weed makes you smile! Weed makes you smile!
Even after your very best friend has died
Weed will make you force a big smile!
I wanna see your very best smile!
Weed makes you smile! Weed makes you smile!
Even after your favorite pet has died
Weed will make you force a big smile!
So let me see your tortured smile!

[Smiley!]

Shrooms make you smile! Shrooms make you smile!
Even if your girlfriend has dumped you
Shrooms will make you force a big smile!
I wanna see your very best smile!
Weed makes you smile! Crack makes you smile!
Even when you don't really want to
Shrooms will make you force a big smile!
So let me see your tortured smile!

La la la, la la la... so let me see your tortured smile!

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