Weird Al Yankovich Chinese Combo Number 5 Lyrics

Hello, Welcome to Wong Way Kitchen.

I take your order please? I highly recommend the combo #5! (ooh nice)

Yeah!

Combo 1,2, ah 3,4,5
Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried,
from the Chinese restaurant around the corner,
so you say you want some won-ton soup, I'll bring your order.
Roast duck is a special all dis week,
we fry it deep, be-cause our duck is cheap!
You like Egg-Fu-Yon, diced chicken, chow wong and subgum.
We are serving dimsun, all of it yum-yum.
So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork,
we got the chop sticks, but please use a fork.
Everything is fried, it's so good, like our dumplings.
So, just give us a ring.

A little beef and broccoli you got to try.
A little mixed vegetables and white rice
A little sweet and sour is all you need.
A little bit of salt-no MSG
A little bit of General Tso's chicken
A little bit of lo mein I can send
A little bit of Szchewan or Hunan
A little bit of moo goo gai pan!!!