(spoken)this thing right here,ah heh, it's to let all the wives and girlfriends know, what we guys are worried about, you know, our lovely ladies don't get to the gym too much, and now, well, summer's here, ah heh, watch out

ooh that dress too small for you
looks like you put on another pound or two
see you shaking that thing like your all that
take a look at yourself cause your all fat, ugh.

you like to eat at the ice cream shops
and cruise to the mall for some dip an dots
not too much food cause your jens will pop
i really hate it when you bend over

she had a big ol' b___, b___, b___(aw aw aw)
thighs like a truck, truck, truck(aw aw aw)
baby hide your gut, gut, gut(aw aw aw)
i think i see her again(c'mon c'mon)
she had a big ol' b___, b___, b___(aw aw aw)
thighs like a truck, truck, truck(aw aw aw)
like King Kong(c'mon)
please don't wear your thong

an' listen when i say so
(ah ah, ah ah)
been watchin that booty grow
(ah ah, ah ah)
show some self control
(ah ah, ah ah)
don't wear that thong thong thong(c'mon)
sorry but i told you so
(ah ah, ah ah)
been watchin that booty grow
(ah ah, ah ah)
it shows off your belly roll
(ah ah, ah ah)
don't wear that thong thong thong
(c'mon)

ooh your b___s growin can't you win
and you know another brother wouldn't stand for it
it's like a wrecking ball so big and round
if i get too close it night knock me down ugh

it's hard to find a vacation spot
with a cruise you would lose cause the girl aint hot
she's on the beach and she should be stopped
cause she's trying to tan all over

she had a big ol' b___, b___, b___(aw aw aw)
thighs like a truck, truck, truck(aw aw aw)
baby hide your gut, gut ,gut(aw aw aw)
i think i see her again(c'mon c'mon)
she had a big ol' b___, b___, b___(aw aw aw)
thighs like a truck, truck, truck(aw aw aw)
like King Kong(c'mon)
please don't wear your thong

an' listen when i say so
(ah ah, ah ah)
been watchin that booty grow
(ah ah, ah ah)
show some self-control
(ah ah, ah ah)
don't wear that thong thong thong
(c'mon)
sorry but i told you so
(ah ah, ah ah)
been watching that booty grow
(ah ah, ah ah)
it shows off your belly roll
(ah ah, ah ah)
don't wear that thong thong thong
(c'mon)

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