So I hear that you've been looking everywhere for a ride
On a big man, muscle man that's eight-point-five
You want a fine-toned top that's always clean
With an 80's bush and a gangster lean

I think I should let you know, know, know
That you'll get much more than you bargained for
These guys are ready to explode, explode, explode
So if you don't a new hole, you should know:

That you're too gay to function if you do all these things:
Every meat that buy just has to be lean
"Is this fabulous yet? Is it fabulous now?"
And you despise the thought of having a wife
Go from nothing to rock hard when you see a guy
Saying 'yes' to all these...
TGTF [F, F, F]; TGTF [F, F, F]

So you're still not convinced you're a TGTF?
Then you should let me explain before you get out of whack
You spend all the time worrying if he's looking at you
He's really isn't, cause he's straighter than a 4 by 2

I think I should let you know, know, know
That you'll get much more than you bargained for
These guys are ready to explode, explode, explode
So if you don't a new hole, you should know:

That you're too gay to function if you do all these things:
Every meat that buy just has to be lean
"Is this fabulous yet? Is it fabulous now?"
And you despise the thought of having a wife
Go from nothing to rock hard when you see a guy
Saying 'yes' to all these...
TGTF [F, F, F]; TGTF [F, F, F]

So now you play that game want what he got, get it get it
[Eat it b____!]
Can't stop, you're a heat bug
You want a really hot boy but I'm sorry
I can't help you find one
'Cause you're just TGTF [F, F, F, F, F, F...]

I think I should let you know, know, know
That you'll get much more than you bargained for
These guys are ready to explode, explode, explode
So if you don't a new hole, you should know:

That you're too gay to function if you do all these things:
Every meat that buy just has to be lean
"Is this fabulous yet? Is it fabulous now?"
And you despise the thought of having a wife
Go from nothing to rock hard when you see a guy
Saying 'yes' to all these...
TGTF [F, F, F]; TGTF [F, F, F]
TGTF [F, F, F]; TGTF [F, F, F]

Crash it b____! Whoo!

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