NOFX Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner) Lyrics

fun things to f___.
fun things to f___.
fun things to f___.
fun things to f___.

f___ the front door, f___ the back.
f___ the good girls with the knack.
f___ the government until they f___ you back.

f___ a muslim, f___ a jew.
f___ fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born in '83.
yeah, yeah, yeah.

f___ a bean cheese burrito.
f___ a bowl of cookie dough.
f___ the s___e between the big and neighbor toe.

f___ a cop, f___ a marine.
f___ a jar of vaseline.
f___ a calzone with pepperoni.

f___ a midget, f___ a dwarf.
f___ chris cringle with an elf.
but before you f___ it all... go f___ yourself!

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