Pretty soon now,
Y'know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds, and the bees in the trees
Its a sure-fire smash.
I'll speak,
To the masses throughout the meeeedia...
And if you got anything to say to me,
You can say it with cash!

Because, I got the trash and
you got the cash.
So baby we should get along fine!
Why don't you give me all your money,
'cause I know you think I'm funny
Cant you see me laughing?
Cant you see me smile?

I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop.
I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yoooo...

Kung fu
Well that was one of my good ones.
Well what's a few broken bones,
When we all know its good clean fun?
Skateboards
I've almost made them respectable.
You see, I cant always get through to you,
So I go for your son!
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Did'ja looka looka lookit all that blood?

Why don't you give me all your money,
'cause I know you think I'm funny.
Cant you see me laughing?
Cant you see me smile?

I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop.
I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yoooo...

Right now!
I think I'm gonna start a new trend.
Because the line on the graph's getting low,
And we cant have that!
And you think you're immune,
But I can sell you anything!
Anything from a thin safety pin,
To a pork pie hat.

Because, I got the trash and
you got the cash.
So baby we should get along fine!
Why don't you give me all your money,
'cause I know you think I'm funny
Cant you see me laughing?
Cant you see me smile?

I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop.
I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yoooo... hah!
I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man!
I'm the man! (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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