We need cash
What happened to our stash
I bought an electric guitar
I rented a shiny car

I went out to lunch
but McDonald's is a thrifty bunch
I purchased a random flute
I hired a prostitute
Whatever will we do?
We'll have to think it through

I know I will start
To sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung
My liver or my ????
I'll distribute them in jars, to people driving cars
I have a better plan
I'll merry a wealthy man
Wouldn't that make you gay
Not necessarily
That would be ok

I'll sleep in a separate bed
And I'll refrain from giving... kisses
We'll be happy for a while
I'll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean,
Then I'll kill him and inherit his green

Break it down.

It wouldn't be so tough
To sell my girlfriends stuff
Her computer and her sowing kit will go for quite a bit
That doesn't seem so kind
I doubt that she will mind

Well start a fake foundation
A non profit foundation
Well say its for the mute, the blind and destitute
Then we'll get to take the money that we make
We'll salvage what we can and take it to Afghanistan

Ninjas are totally sweet
So light and nimble on their feet
So good at being bad
I wish I had a ninja for a dad.

Kill him son

Put your money in this cup or this a__assin will cut you up

Do not attempt to mess with me
I met a guy who met Bruce Lee's, mother's, cousin's, niece's, brother's, neighbors', doctors' dog

It wont be hard at all
Making money with a crystal ball
According to the tarot cards
Your body will be torn to shards
The pieces spread around
Your mangled carcase never found
Thats all I'll have to say
And then they'll have to pay

I know I could .....
free the north young .... ??????
Ahhhhh

Break it down

Ill make the money grow with my impromptu magic show
Performing in the streets
Death defying feats
People would shriek and shout
But thats what magic is all about
My god is he alright
I do this every night
I'll ace the grg and harvest a Harvard PHD
After curing the HIV
I'll collect my royalties
Do you think your bright enough
Lets get his girl friends stuff

Break it down

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