Detergents (The) Leader of the Luandramat Lyrics

Is he really goin' out with her?
I don't know.
Look, here he comes now, let's ask him.
Hey Murray, is it true Betty's wearin' your ring?
Mm-hm.
Who's that bangin' on the piano?
I don't know.
You goin' out with her tonight?
You bet your fur.
By the way, where'd you meet her?
I met her one day at the Laundromat
She turned around and smiled at me, you get the picture?
Yes, we see.
And that's when I fell in love with the leader of the Laundromat

My folks were always putting her down (down, down)
Because my laundry came back brown (brown, brown)
I don't care if they think she's bad
I fell in love for she looked so sad
I got a date tonight with the leader of the Laundromat

Dang it!

My dad said find a Laundry that's new (find a Laundry that's new)
How can I tell my baby we're through (tell my baby we're through)
Gotta drive right into town
I don't care if my shirts are brown
I got a date tonight with the leader of the Laundromat

Dang it!

When I finally got there I told her it was all over between us.
I'll never forget the hurt or the funny look in her eye.
She grabbed my laundry and ran into the street.
Directly into the path of a runaway garbage truck.
I yelled: watch out!, watch out!, watch out!, watch out!!

Dang it.
I felt so messy standing there (messy standing there)
My daddy 's shorts were everywhere (daddy's shorts were everywhere)
Tenderly, I kissed her goodbye
Picked up my clothes, they were finally dry
But I won't forget your love, oh, leader of the Laundromat

Who's that bangin' on the piano?
I don't know.