Insane Clown Posse Pumpkin Carver Lyrics

Hey money got a big a__ head
Folded like a, like a stop sign
f___ dawg, hey
We gotta go get that m_________in ball a brains
You know what I'm sayin, f___ dat
What? You wanna make a song about death
Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath
You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest
Well f___ that from now on I'm an artist
I carve pumpkins chop chewy
Slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey
Chewy, dewy, gooey, slop
It all starts with a quick chop, drop
Pumpkin rolls on the floor
Almost out the front door (oh we can't have that)
Cut along the hair line (bowl cut)
Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up
Boing brains snippity snip all the veins
Snip, cut
What? What the matter?
You don't wanna do it?
Well f___ it then screw it
You'll never a pumpkin carver

Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
SoCal, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
SoCal, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

What? You don't like this rhyme?
I can't be on point all the time
f___ it's Halloween
I gotta make a living somehow
I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor
Alright m_________a now
First, hollow the container
Scrape that b____ with a hanger
Whatever just get something
Just get the m_________er all hollowed out
Like you could fill it up with lemonade,
And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to.
Umm never leave the eyes intact
They'll turn all blue and puff out and s___ (wack)
Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy
Cause they taste like candy(Hahahaha)
sike I'm only playin
Ok, now, get the scalpel
Slowly cut around the mouth...be careful!!
What the f___!!! we needed the lip!!
Here let me give you a little tip
SLOW THE f___ DOWN!!

Take a closer look you scary m_________ers
Doesn't my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother?
Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring
Twiztid, ICP, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Pumpkins are for b____es; I like my s___ instead
Cuz every devil's night we carvin somebody else's head
When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor
f___ buying pumpkins at the grocery store
Yeah, yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mike
This is my m_________in little song here right? (Right)
Let's get back to the subject
Now hold steady, steady, steady, ready?
Insert the blade along the outer eyelid
Very slowly I don't wanna look
Oh, you did
Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh?) A square
I know it's hard you'd probably rather just stab and chop
But you'll end up with a pile of slop
I've done it before
And them ain't, them ain't pumpkin seeds
Those are fragments of skull
Oh! Crunchy
Hey nevermind that get back to work
Eating on the f___in job you'll never be an expert (oh)
What you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber (no)
Or do you wanna be like your Uncle Violent J?
A pumpkin carver

Make this m_________er sing fool
Kick 'em in the spleen
Happy Halloween
I be burnin Cali
Southern voters I always bring
Pletto from the ghetto
Dumpin' bodies in the meadow
When it comes to carvin b____
I'm sharper than Gipetto
I'm lovin that stiletto
Ask your trick or f___in treaters, more than thirty
Why I beat and greet the homies with the Chiba
Ariba!
Ariba I was born in this October
Now come press rewind m_________er, flows over, over, over...