Some weeks ago I heard this song
This song I'm about to do and I couldn't keep my hands off it

Our little dog is six years old
and he's smart as any d___ kid
But when you mention the V-E-T
He d___ near flips his lid
Words like S-H-O-T shot or W-O-R-M worm
These are words that make him S-Q-U-I-R-M squirm

His Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E starts today
Cos he bit the V-E-T
and then he ran away
He caused me and my wife
to have a big fight
and then both of them bit me
And that's why I am
Gonna get a D-I-V-O-R-C-E

She shouted, "Get him, Rover!"
And he jumped over
and bit my L-E-G
She sank her teeth in my B-U-M
and called me a f&%$#g c&%#
Well, I'm telling you
That was my cue
to get O-F-F ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight
to get a new B-I-R-D

Oh, yes, his Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E starts today
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog
Will soon be hauled away
That's why I spell out all of these words
So as my dog can't hear
Oh, I must admit that dog is actin' Q-U-E-E-R queer
Oh, yes, I must admit my dog is actin' Q-U-E-E-R queer

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