tenacious d the final showdown Lyrics

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are f___ed! s___ out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my c___ you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You m____fucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz] f___! f___! f___!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry a__ back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...

[Beelz] And what if *I* win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...

[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?

[JB] ...To be your little b____.

[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's f___ing tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[JB] No! Come on Kage, let's bring the thunda.
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] g______-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his s__ slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much s___...
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my d___!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this f___er down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town.

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f___er down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin' sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!

[Beelz]
You guys are f___in' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, f___er!

[JB] No!

[Beelz]
Ow! f___!
My f___in' horn!
Oh no!

[JB] From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
f___ you Kage, and f___ you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!