My v_____ has two sets of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips
My v_____ hardly even used

My v_____'s got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my a__
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer c___
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their a__
Played from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer
Than having a v_____

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