[Pirelli]
I am Adolfo Pirelli
Da king of da barbers
Da barber of kings
E Buon Giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss

And I, da so famous Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say
My elixir is p___!
Who says this?

[Sweeney Todd]
I do. I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street
I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir
And I say to you, it is nothing but
An arrant fraud, concocted from p___ and ink
Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings
Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek
With ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank

[Pirelli]
You hear dis foolish man?
Now please you will see how he
Will regret his folly!

[Sweeney Todd]
Who's for a free shave?
Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?

[Beadle Bamford]
Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!
The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!

[Pirelli]
Now signorini, signori
We mix-a da lather
But first-a you gather

Around signorini, signori
You looking a man
Who had-a da glory
To shave-a da pope

Misterr Sweeney, whoever
I beg-a da pardon
You'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal

Nope!
It was-a da pope!

To shave-a da face
To cut-a da hair
Require a grace
Require da flare

For if-a you slip
You nick da skin
You clip-a da chin
You rip-a da lip a bit beyond-a repair

To shave-a da face
Or even a part
Widout it-a smart
Require da heart

Not just-a da flash
It take-a Panash
It take-a da passion for da art

To shave-a da face
To trim-a da beard
To make-a da bristle
Clean like a whistle
Dis is from early infancy
Da talent give to me by God

It take-a da skill
It take-a da brains
It take-a da will
To take-a da pains
It take-a da pace
It take-a da grace

[Beadle Bamford]
The winner is Todd!

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