Tripod Ugly Men with Beautiful Women Lyrics

Scod: Oooo...
Yon and Gatesy: Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...
Scod: Oo-oo-oooo...
Gatesy: (Referring to Scod's abrupt entry) It's like pressing a b___on!
Yon: Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.

Scod: Oooo...
Yon and Gatesy: Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...
Scod: Oo-oo-oooo...
Yon and Gatesy: Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.

Gatesy and Scod: Ugly men with beautiful women,
Yon: You see it...
Gatesy and Scod: ... all the time in the world today.
Yon: Why is it...
Gatesy and Scod: ... ugly men are so attractive?
Women must look...
Yon: ... deep inside.

Scod: They know we're...
Tripod: ... all ugly inside.
Scod: 'Cause we're all guts and stuff.
Gatesy: And bile ducts.
Yon: And pancreatic juice.

Tripod: Yeah!

Scod: Oooo...
Yon and Gatesy: Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...
Scod: Oo-oo-oooo...
Gatesy: You're going to do yourself an injury.
Scod: I know.
Gatesy: You're going to hurt yourself.

Gatesy and Scod: Ugly men with beautiful women,
Yon: Women can...
Gatesy and Scod: ... see right past the ugly men's looks.
Yon: Isn't it...
Gatesy and Scod: ... good to know women are morally superior?
Yon: Wouldn't it be...
Gatesy and Scod: ... good if men were morally superior as well?

Yon and Scod: Men and women are different,
In many varied ways.
Women wear dresses,
Men wear dresses,
We all wear dresses,
And that's where babies come from.

Scod: Oooo...
Yon: Bup-ba-dup...

Gatesy: No, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be "Mr Stoppity-the-Songs", copy?
Scod: Why did you stoppity the song?
Gatesy: I just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from.
Scod: (Sarcastically) Oooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.
Gatesy: I do!
Scod: Oooh, I do!
Gatesy: You know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each other very much...

Audience member: It's a miracle!

Gatesy: It's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much.
Yon: We don't do that kind of comedy.

Gatesy: When Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know, you know... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears a pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puff'n'Stuff record on and it's on for young and old!
Or young and/or old, depending on the local laws.

THAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!

Gatesy: Ugly men with beautiful women,
Scod: Beautiful men with ugly women.
Tripod: Yeah.
Yon: Beautiful men with beautiful women,
Tripod: Beautiful women with beautiful girls.
YEAH!
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!
Hot young chicks who can't get enough!

I don't approve of Internet p___,
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible.

Gatesy: And it wastes your whole day...
Yon and Scod: It wastes your whole day...

(Applause)

Gatesy: Can you imagine the film clip to that song?