Adam Sandler Memory Lane Lyrics

M1: Hey, it's great to have us out on a road trip again. This is gonna be fun!
[All agree.]
M2: Whoa, you smell that skunk?
All: Yeah!
M2: You know, even though it stinks, it kinda reminds me of growing up.
[All agree.]
M3: It kinda reminds me of smelling weed.
[All agree.]
M1: Hey, it reminds me of smelling a p____.
[All agree.]
M2: It reminds me of smelling an a__.
[All agree.]
M4: It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys a__.
[Car screeches to a stop, and he gets kicked out of the car.]
M4: Hey, screw you guys. I am who I am. Deal with it!
{Car speeds off.}
M1: Glad we got rid of him. He was wierding me out.
M3: Oh my God, that was a little out there. Hey check it out, a water slide. Man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party. Remember that?
[All agree.]
M1: It reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things. She was unbelievable!
[All agree.]
M2: It reminds me of that rich girl I went out with, and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jacuzzi.
[All agree.]
M3: It also reminds me of the time I saw this 60 year old man slide down one of those things, and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there and stared at his big, beutiful hairy b____ flopping around. Holy geez! I wanted to lick 'em.
[Car screeches to a stop, and he gets kicked out of it.]
M3: I hate you guys! You tricked me into sayin' that. You better not tell anybody!
{Car Speeds off.}
M2: I always knew that guy was a little wierd.
M1: Hey, there's a pizza place. It smells awesome!
M2: It reminds me of the time, when I used to work at a pizza place.
M1: It reminds me of the first date I had with this girl Ginger. I took her to a pizza place.
M2: Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house, and made him f___ me in the a__ in front of his kids.
[Car screeches to a stop, and he gets kicked out of it.]
M2: Don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it. Screw you for judging me!
(Car speeds off.}
M1: Man they were all crazy. Hey, what's that?
Cow: Moo!
M1: Oh! Oh, my god! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Car chrashes.]
Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddles have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now enjoy the rest of the album.