King Missile A Good Hard Look Lyrics

(spoken)
I think it's time we so-called "sensitive men" stopped kiddin' ourselves with all this c___ about how guys in Marines and garage mechanics and, you know, just generally macho guys - about how they're insecure about their masculinity because they have little d___s, because that's c___ and we all know it. Guys in the military, construction workers, football players - they have bigger d___s than you and I, and we might as well just accept it. Because it is stupid and dishonest for us to go around implying that us literary, intellectual, politically aware, feminist-type men are actually more confident than the insensitive, s__ist, brute-type men because size doesn't matter, and even if it did, we have the bigger d___s, because this is bullshit. I think it is high time we all took a good hard look at our d___s and faced the music. Ask yourself if your d___ is as big as, say, that guy who beat the s___ out of you in high school who is now married to some absurdly attractive woman you're too "enlightened" to admit you l___ after and who would never give you the time of day because, stupid as you might think she is, she's smart enough to know how little your d___ is; she's smart enough to know that that guy who beat the s___ out of you in high school, and would beat the s___ out of you again in a second, has a much bigger d___ and is a much better lay than you could ever hope to be, so: just admit it. You'll feel better once you accept it. I admit it. I accept it. And I'm not about to watch basketball games on television or join the Army or vote Republican just for the sake of a few extra inches. Forget it. It's not worth it. It's just not worth it.